Monday, January 31, 2022

HECETA LIGHT HOUSE


 I have all the writing ambition of an over cooked bowl of pasta. One of my favorite shots on the Oregon Coast. The light house pn Heceta Head north of Florence. Not shown in shot are the keeper's house and the cottage for the assisstant keeper. The keeper's residence has been restored and is now a Bed and Breakfast. 
It's a beautiful house. The light house keepers could have their families with them but it was still an isolated existance. Parking is at the bottom of the hill at the state park. It's a beautiful hike but it is a bit of a hike. 


Shot from behind and above the lighthouse looking south. Florence is about twelve miles south of the other side of those cliffs. 

Sunday, January 23, 2022

IT TOOK ALMOST TWO YEARS

 


Well it finally had to happen I guess. I haven't fallen off the face of the earth just got side tracked. Sort of. 

First off I am doing fine. Tested positive and appear to have a mild case. I am not tempting the universe but I have had colds with worse symptoms. Semi stuffy head (comes and goes). Bronchial cough that seems to be breaking up. Trouble is when I get a cough it tends to hang on until spring. LATE spring sometimes.That's just me. The real PITA is a bad case of the sleepies. And I purely hate that. It interferes with the fun stuff like rereading the dragon riders novels, tip toeing through several bios, and researching much more interesting (for me at least) blog entries. 

And I'm not alone. Nine others besides me and that's just residents. I don't know how many staff are out.I know of at least two. Thank you all the "Freedumb" folks who have helped keep this little bastard going,and going, and going. A Swing era song titled "The Merry Go Round Goes Round" keeps going on the memory tape right know. 

Well, this helped wake me up. I had an old bookmark. A pair eyes looking up from under a manhole cover. "Be a lert. We need all the lerts we can get." I sure as heck could use a couple right now. Silly, I know. Found it in the campus bookstore many moons ago.


Wednesday, January 19, 2022

THE PETER IREDALE

 


The Peter Iredale was a four masted sailing ship. She was steel plated over an iron frame. The ship was classed as a .barque I am not even an amateur when it comes to classifying a ship by how the sails are configuared. Four masts, lots of sails to keep in good condition. 

To be honest I was surprised to discover that sailing ships of the Iredale's size were still being built in the late nineteenth century. 1890 to be exact. The was 285 feet long and had a cargo capacity of just over 2,000 tons. 

And I'm not sure why we call ships she, but there it is. Her final voyage began at Salina Cruz in Southern Mexico on or around September 26, 1906 with a crew of twenty five bound for Portland, Oregon carrying one thousand tons of ballast. No paying cargo. 

On the night of October 25 the captain sighted the Tillamook Rock Lighthouse at about 3:20 AM. And over a century later the rest of the story gets a little weird. It's night. There's a heavy mist. The tide is rising. The captain decides to make a run for the entrance of the Columbia. Made it around the south jetty in the shipping channel but a squall with heavy west winds drove the ship ashore on the Clatsop Sandspit at the mouth of the river. The Iredale was grounded, lifeboats took the crew ashore at Hammond, Oregon near Fort Stevens. And the fort is a story for later. 

A court of inquiry under the jurisdiction of the British Vice-Consulate was held in early November. The court held the captain and crew blameless for the grounding. Honestly I wish I knew more about how

you handle a very large sailing ship at night, in the fog with the wind basically pushing you in the wrong direction, towards a river entrance that already a dangerous reputaion.

Plans were made to refloat the ship. Mother Nature had other plans. After weeks of bad weather the Iredale was well and truly embedded in the sands of the Clatsop Spit.

The salvage rights were sold in 1917 but never acted on. She slowly rusted and broke up over the years. A mast and what is left of the bow is all that remains of the Peter Iredale. And what you can see of that bow changes from year to year depending on how many storms we have each winter. Mother Nature brings the sands and Mother Nature takes the sand away. You can get to the wreck through the state park at Fort Stevens. And when you are done checking out the remains of the past you can watch cargo ships head up the Columbia to the Port of Portland. 

Sunday, January 16, 2022

GRAVEYARD OF THE PACIFIC


This is probably going to be a two parter because of some pictures a few extra details. This is a panorama shot of the mout of the Columbia from the Washington side at Cape Disappointment. Looks down right peaceful doesn't it?


This is a closer shot of the Cape including the lighthouse on the headland. I believe taken earlier this winter during the so called King Tides combined with a series of strong storms. Looks a lot different doesn't it? 


And this is a diagram of the mouth of the Columbia River. The river currents flowing out and mixing with the waters of the the Pacific. On a good day the mixing of the currents can lead to waves about five feet high. That straight line is the Astoria Megler bridge about four miles from the mouth of the river. Between the currents and the sand bars (shaded yellow) Even with modern technology the Columbia bar is still regarded as the most dangerous haror entrance in the world. And for all I know a port that is the farthest from the ocean. It's ninety seven miles from Astoria to downtown Portland. Which is a little futher east from the Port of Portland.

Portland is the only port between San Francisco and Seattle/Tacoma. Come to think of it getting a ship to the port of Seattle involves more than a few miles. 

Friday, January 14, 2022

BRIDGE JOINING TWO STATES



When it comes to writing these days? It's not exactly writer's block it's more like "which way do I turn" with a side order of that thrice damned cellulitis rearing its ugly head last month. I'm getting over it. Just sort of knocked the wind out of my sails. Big time. 

This is a map showing two of the three north south routes in Oregon. The third is state route 97. Goes up the backside of the Cascades. Good road, gets seriously curvy sometimes. Anyway the road I'm interested in is Highwway 101. Goes from Olympia, Washington to Los Angeles, California. 


The Astoria Megler bridge as seen from the south end in the city of Astoria, Oregon. The bridge is over four miles long. The deck of the south end of the bridge is two hundred feet above the Columbia River. The construction is a cantilever truss bridge and is the longest bridge of its type in North America.  Tall enough to allow most cargo vessels, Coast Guard and some Naval vessels to sail up the Columbia to Portland 

The bridge wss a toll bridge until the early nineties and paid off the bridge expenses two years early. 


Shot of the bridge from the Washington side. Side note. Since the Port of Portland is on the western side of the city none of those bridges have to allow for cargo or other large ships. 

OK this entry is sort of interesting but kind of tedious. But I tend to see the world as a giant puzzle and you have to have all the pieces to make sense of it. I am going to try to stick with 101 for awhile. I haven't driven all of it, but I have driven some of the best of it. In my opinion

Sunday, January 9, 2022

QUALIFICATIONS


 Probably a graduate of YouTube university. With a side order from whatever nutcases are out their. I mean what does the guy with the degrees know? Heaven give me patience. Last year. 

Saturday, January 8, 2022

OUT OF MANY ONE


 Ever catch the chariot race in the 1959 version of Ben Hur? Each chariot had four horses on the team. Imagine a chariot with not four horses, but thirteen. None of them wants to go in the same direction and at least one of them is trying to get in the chariot with the driver. That's what our not so sainted founding fathers were faced with in the summer of 1787.

Just finished literally blasting through E Pluribus Unum by Forrest McDonald. Book originally dates to the early seventies. It's a fairly short, often irreverent survey of the (dis)United States of America in the years between the start of the revolution and the ratifying of the constitution.

He goes section by section, state by state (briefly). Some states come off better than others. And his description of traveling conditions in say North Carolina, remind me just how easy we have it. Fronted by sand bars and barrier islands it was easier to ship exports up or down the coast and ship through Philadelphia, New York or Charleston. 

Actual only twelve states sent delegates Rhode Island didn't even show up. And no one went looking for them to suggest it might be in their best interest to at least put in an appearane. "Bunch of paper money loving smugglers. Better off without them." 

And next time somebody tells you they "don't have time to go cast a ballot" ask them how far they live from their polling place. There were more than a few back country farmers who owned enough property to be eligible to vote but couldn't afford to take the from one to three days (both ways) to cast their ballots.  

It is about three hundred miles from Boston to Philadelphia. John Adams was lucky if he could make the trip in the continental congress in just over a week. Longer if the weather was really bad. Bad roads, mud, a series of ferries, more mud, crappy inns. That's probably why the constitutional convention was held in summer. If it had been winter almost no one would have showed up. 

And the farming cycle is probably why we vote in November. The harvest is mostly in, Winter hasn't set in yet, traveling conditions aren't too bad, we hope. Also why we still have summer vacation during the scholl year. Wasn't so long ago those kids were needed doing farm work during the summer months. 

There was a whole lot of horse trading, private planning, arm twisting and down right chicanery that went into the creation of and ratification of the final version of the constitution. As for original intent. There wasn't one, in my opinion. More than a few of the delegates still called their home states their country and weren't in any hurry to allow more power to a central, national government. Even after all the horse trading enough states wouldn't ratify the constitution without a Bill of Rights. AKA the firs amendments. 

McDonald refers to farmers, planters, storekeepers, sailors, ship builders, butchers, bakers and candle stick makers. Nowhere does he mention corporations. Probably because corporations as we know them DIDN'T  exist in 1787. I suspect that Patrick Henry for one would consider treating a corporation as a "person" as outright blasphemy if not underhanded chicanery. 

Wednesday, January 5, 2022

COFFIN NAILS

 I suspect my posts are going to be all over the map for awhile. For this one. I was born into and raised a Methodist. Was sent off to Sunday School. Baptized at seven. They handed me a Bible I didn't know how to read yet. It had some pretty pictures. It didn't survive the purge when we moved. Later I sang in the choir and sat through more boing sermons over the years than I can possibly remember or even care to. 

Don't remember much about Sunday School really. Except being bored to tears in the Jr. High class. Going back a little to fifth grade we had a great pair of teachers, a married couple. That year our class sponsored a little boy in Africa. I think we brought an extra dime or quarter a week. I suspect the teachers made up the difference. This was the "church" I knew in fifth grade. 

At least until the powers that be in the main office stepped in and announced that we couldn't do that because our congregation hadn't fulfilled the quota for support of the missions so our class couldn't do what we were doing. Looking back that may have been the first chink. There were more. By the time I was a junior I was out of the choir and not sttending regularly. Note: Methodists used to shift their pastors every seven years or so. 

Anyway I missed it when the new guy came in. At least I think I missed it. Anyway I did not miss the night our new pastor presided over the Baccalaureate for the senoir class. Sitting on a stool,  playing a guitar and coming out against the war in Viet Nam in the spring of 1968. By end of the week he was history. After all this was a logging town in rural Oregon. I don't know who they hired to replace him. We moved back to Springfield right after I graduated. 

I do remember the Sunday after he was gone when the service was led by one of the laywomen and the wife of a retired postor. We got a long sermon about tithing. Nobody said anything but it probably didn'tgo over very well in a community where almost no one worked a full year. Especially if you were on the cutting crew. It was either too hot, too cold, too wet or too dry. Or you got hurt every few years. Or finally disabled when dad blew out a knee in '67. I do not say these thngs to complain just to note that the divide between the folks in the pulpit and the folks in the pews seemed pretty wide sometimes. 

I guess one of the final boots in the ass came in the mid eighties. You remember the mid eighties. At least some of you. AIDs was in all the papers. The Reagan administration was humming real loud over in the corner, we knew next to nothing about how the disease worked or how it was passed. One fine Sunday morning three different fine upstanding members of our Springfield congregation got up in front of God and everybody and blamed the gays for whatever had recently gone wrong in Sweden, Frisco and a third place that I don't remember.

 And nobody, including me or or the pastor, said a damn thing. My excuse? A complete brain fart. I had never witnessed anything like this. Me I could kind of understand but the pastor? Anyway that began the tap dance on the line that has gone on for nearly forty years. Well at least I've walked through the door. We'll see where it leads. Including oddly enough big Douglas firs and the Oregon Coast. 

Sunday, January 2, 2022

THOR'S WELL

 


Just south of Yachat's Oregon you'll come to the Cape Perpetua Scenic. And Thor'sWell. This shot doesn't really do it justice. 

The well was created when the roof of a sea cave collapsed. At high tide the surf breaks over the rocks around the well and then drains in the remains of the cave below. On really great days the surf also blasts up through the mouth of the well and then collapses. Thor's Well is beutiful but dangerous. Get too cloe when the surf is high and you risk being washed off the surrounding rocks and into the well. It may only be twenty feet deep. might as well be a hundred with sea water pouring in every few seconds. 

SERMON OF THE FLOWERS


 It's January and there's snow n the ground but I heard the first call of the local finches. It will get stronger as the month goes along. The sun is setting a little later. 

I have never felt in a church, no matter how beutiful, what I feel in the trees, or on our spectacular Oregon coast. I'm outta here. Gotta find a picture of Thor's well. 

Tuesday, December 28, 2021

A GREAT LION OF GOD


 has passed. We may not see his like again. Or at least in our lifetiems. Our loss. 

Friday, December 24, 2021

A LITTLE MORE RESPECT PLEASE

This isn't exactly a Christmas entry, and yes I'm making up for some lost time this month. Perhaps this does fit under Christmas. Of course there was hired help back in the day. Some of them were slaves. Some were dirt poor. And probably just as ignored. It does fit under all the folks who are worried their fast food might get a little more expensive if the minimum wage is raised. 

 Some folks can't seem to think past the ends of their noses.


“If you don't pay at least $12,000 a year in Federal Taxes, you aren't even paying your own way! And less than $2,000 of that is for welfare. So if you have 2 children and a wife, you need to be paying $48,000 a year in Federal Taxes, just to be paying YOUR OWN WAY!

So for all you Party Of Stupid (POS) Whiners...You're welcome! I pay almost $80,000 a year, so I'm paying your way too! 

Unless you are in the 5%, you should stop whining, as it makes you look like an entitlement baby!”

Ran across this charming bit of philosophy on the net yesterday. Frankly I don't know if this person really pays $80.000 a year in taxes or if this is the opening salvo in this election cycles's version of Mitt Romney's “47 percent.” Anyway I decided to have a little fun. 

After spending some time with the IRS tax tables you'd have to be pulling down about sixty grand a year to owe about $12,000 in taxes. And then to have this sorry excuse for human being tell us that if you have a family you should be paying a hell of a lot more. How many average Joe's do you know who make close to two hundred thousand a year?

Anyway that got me thinking. In my scenario this person lives in a big city, say New York or Boston, has a nice apartment and their very own parking space.  Perhaps this is how a  couple of weeks might play out if the little folks who really keep the country going just don't show up.

You're getting ready for work, your housekeeper is due in today. She calls in sick, doesn't know when she'll be in. You usually stop at the local deli for breakfast. It's closed. The owner, the cook and the person who runs the register haven't shown up. Hungry, you head for the office. The doorman is missing. The guy/gal at the front desk is missing. You get to your office. No receptionist, no office assistant. Your computer is wonky. No techies available. The phone is ringing off the hook and you have to answer it yourself. Too bad.

Time to head home. The engine sounds a little rough so you swing by your favorite garage. Nobody there. Guess you'll have to take a cab tomorrow. You get home to your grubby apartment and fix dinner (I'm assuming this doofus is single) cupboards are starting to look a little scant. Better swing by the neighborhood bodega in the next couple of days,

The engine may be running rough but you still have to get to work. The streets are strangely quiet. No cabs, no buses and almost no subways. Nobody to drive them. Ignoring the chattering engine you discover that the situation at the office is the same as yesterday. Recalling the state of the larder you head out a little early via the bodega. It's closed. Not even the owner is in sight. Did you really think that guy made that much money a year?

Your favorite place for dinner is closed. No cooks, bartenders, wait staff or bussers. They sure as hell don't make that kind of money. Hell, tipped staff often don't even make federal minimum wage. The engine may still be missing but tomorrow is Saturday; a good time to head for a real grocery store. Unfortunately the shelves are looking bare. There haven't been any grocery deliveries for three days and most of the stockers, checkers and deli staff appear to have also disappeared into the unknown.

You manage a loaf bread that's a little stale, some lunch meat that hasn't hit the expiration date, some wilted vegetables and some canned goods. To make life even more interesting your gas tank is below half full. The gas station is open but you can't get all you need because there haven't been any fuel deliveries for several days and the manager is trying to stretch supplies. Between explanations he/she is manning the cash register. Don't bother to go searching for another station. They're in the same straights.

You manage to get through the weekend. Comes Monday, oh did I mention it's July and there's a heatwave, and your neighborhood is beginning to smell a little “ripe.” The trash haulers are AWOL, too.

First of the week and no improvement. When you stagger into your apartment that evening the lights are flickering. Turns out your power comes from a coal fired plant and they haven't gotten any deliveries for more than a week. By midweek your apartment is a mess. You're being hit with rolling blackouts and “please don't use the AC” because we don't know when the coal is coming in. As the lights go out again you find yourself wondering if living near a nuclear power plant would be a good or a bad situation.

So Mr. or Ms. (I'm assuming it's a guy since the sign in was OldMan) I pay $80.000 in taxes you've just been brought to your knees because all the peons you dissed in your comment just disappeared a la A Day Without a Mexican. Without all those little people cleaning houses, manning the cash registers, stocking the shelves, waiting tables, delivering the food or gas and picking up the garbage your comfortable life grinds to a halt. It just might be a good idea to show a little respect now and then.


Think about it. 

SOME CHILDREN SEE HIM

 If we could just keep some of the childhood innocence. Some like Lisa were lucky enough to learn the song in school. The rest of us have to be lucky enough to find the right Christmas album. 

SOME CHILDREN SEE HIM
Some children see Him lily white,
The baby Jesus born this night.
Some children see Him lily white,
With tresses soft and fair.
Some children see Him bronzed and brown,
The Lord of heav'n to earth come down.
Some children see Him bronzed and brown,
With dark and heavy hair.

Some children see Him almond-eyed,
This Savior whom we kneel beside.
Some children see Him almond-eyed,
With skin of yellow hue.
Some children see Him dark as they,
Sweet Mary's Son to whom we pray.
Some children see him dark as they,
And, ah! they love Him, too!

The children in each different place
Will see the baby Jesus' face
Like theirs, but bright with heavenly grace,
And filled with holy light.
O lay aside each earthly thing
And with thy heart as offering,
Come worship now the infant King.
'Tis love that's born tonight!
The music was written by a jazz musician, Albert Burt. I believe the words were written by Wilha Hutson. The organist at Burt’s church. The poems were included in family Christmas cards and unknown outside that circle until at least the fifties. It’s been recorded by James Taylor among others. I have the Perry Como version.

Wheneveer I run across one of those "Jesus probably looked like..." articles I remember this carol. If only adults kept the inocence of children. 

SANTA'S FRUITCAKE


 A problem Rudolph's shiny nose can't solve.. Santa found the fruitcake and presents may be a little late this year. Some cooks baked their fruitcakes in the spring and spent the rest of the year basting them with whisky or bourbon. This is incliuded a hard shell Baptist neighbor of my dad. He loved to tease her.