If someone in a Home Depot
store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, you live in Oregon .
If you’ve worn shorts, sandals and a parka at the same time, you live inOregon .
If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live inOregon .
If you measure distance in hours, you live inOregon .
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live inOregon .
If you switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ and back again in the same day, you live inOregon .
If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both doors unlocked, you live inOregon .
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Central, Southern orEastern Oregon .
If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over 2 layers of clothes or under a raincoat, you live inOregon .
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow and ice, you live inOregon .
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live inOregon .
If you feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash, you live inOregon .
If you know more than 10 ways to order coffee, you live inOregon .
If you know more people who own boats than air conditioners, you live inOregon .
If you stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the “Walk” signal, you live inOregon .
If you believe that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it is not a real mountain, you live inOregon
If you can taste the difference between Starbucks,Seattle ’s
Best, and Dutch Bros., you live in Oregon .
(That’s coffee, folks)
If you know the difference between Chinook, Coho and Sockeye salmon, you live inOregon .
(Especially if you know that fish are being discussed without salmon added to
the description)
If you know how to pronounce Sequim,Puyallup ,
Clatskanie, Issaquah , Oregon ,
Umpqua, Yakima and Willamette, you live in Oregon .
If you consider swimming an indoor sport, you live inOregon .
If you know that Boring is a city and not just a feeling, you live inOregon .
If you can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai food, you live inOregon .
If you never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho, you live inOregon .
If you have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain, you live inOregon .
If you think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists, you live inOregon .
If you buy new sunglasses every year, because you cannot find the old ones after such a long time, you live inOregon .
If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your friends (Oregonians or otherwise), you live or have lived inOregon .
If you’ve worn shorts, sandals and a parka at the same time, you live in
If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in
If you measure distance in hours, you live in
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in
If you switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ and back again in the same day, you live in
If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both doors unlocked, you live in
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Central, Southern or
If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over 2 layers of clothes or under a raincoat, you live in
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow and ice, you live in
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in
If you feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash, you live in
If you know more than 10 ways to order coffee, you live in
If you know more people who own boats than air conditioners, you live in
If you stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the “Walk” signal, you live in
If you believe that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it is not a real mountain, you live in
If you can taste the difference between Starbucks,
If you know the difference between Chinook, Coho and Sockeye salmon, you live in
If you know how to pronounce Sequim,
If you consider swimming an indoor sport, you live in
If you know that Boring is a city and not just a feeling, you live in
If you can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai food, you live in
If you never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho, you live in
If you have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain, you live in
If you think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists, you live in
If you buy new sunglasses every year, because you cannot find the old ones after such a long time, you live in
If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your friends (Oregonians or otherwise), you live or have lived in
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