Or know someone who does. Personal observations are in bold.
From my old Street Atlas program. The blue roads are freeways, the red lines state roads. There are some light blue county roads. Most of are either closed during the winter or posted be damn careful. A lot of maps don't show the logging/forest service roads. It can be easy to get lost during bad weather.
THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAS TO SAY ABOUT ‘LIVING IN OREGON’…….
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t work
there, you live in Oregon.
If you’ve worn shorts, sandals and a parka at the same time, you live in
Oregon.
If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the
wrong number, you live in Oregon.
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Oregon. (It's not so bad in the valley. However miles doesn't always compute to time. The roads to and along the coast are curvy. The roads east of the Cascades are straighter but there are a lot of miles between where you've been and where you want to be. And if you have a touchy bladder, you will also know where all the rest stops are. Note: it's eighty miles from Boardman to the next rest area. Be sure to make a pit stop.)
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in
Oregon.
If you switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ and back again in the same day, you live
in Oregon.
If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both doors
unlocked, you live in Oregon.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without
flinching, you live in Central, Southern or Eastern Oregon. (Also the same sections of Washington State.)
If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over 2 layers of clothes or
under a raincoat, you live in Oregon.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow
and ice, you live in Oregon.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road
construction, you live in Oregon.
If you feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash, you live in
Oregon.
If you know more than 10 ways to order coffee, you live in Oregon.
If you know more people who own boats than air conditioners, you live in
Oregon.
If you stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the “Walk” signal,
you live in Oregon.
If you believe that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it is not a
real mountain, you live in Oregon. (the Rockies also have mountains with snow so yup, they're real.)
If you can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle’s Best, and Dutch
Bros., you live in Oregon. (That’s coffee, folks)
If you know the difference between Chinook, Coho and Sockeye salmon, you live
in Oregon. (Especially if you know that fish are being discussed without salmon
added to the description)
If you know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Clatskanie, Issaquah, Oregon,
Umpqua, Yakima and Willamette, you live in Oregon.
If you consider swimming an indoor sport, you live in Oregon.
If you know that Boring is a city and not just a feeling, you live in Oregon.
If you can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai food, you
live in Oregon.
If you never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho, you live in
Oregon. (Actually after watching episodes of So You Think You'd Survive I'd say matches, poncho, whistle, compass, decent knife, water, ace bandage and a walking stick. Ok so you'll need a small back pack. Best laid plans and all that.)
If you have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain, you live in Oregon.
If you think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists, you live in
Oregon.
If you buy new sunglasses every year, because you cannot find the old ones
after such a long time, you live in Oregon.
If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your friends
(Oregonians or otherwise), you live or have lived in Oregon.