POINTY POINT RULES BISON EDITION

 Seriously. you so not approach any animal without some kind of introduction. That sweet little cat's nickname just might be "Shredder." From the FB page of Yellowstone National Park: The invasion of the Idiots. 

***For our new members****

This is Dirk and Hank

They live in Yellowstone…Hank has the crazy eye and Dirk just looks like the wind whistles through his sweet ears.

As their PR Manager they asked me to relay the ‘pointy point scoring rules’ (don’t come down on me with shade…I didn’t name the rules I am just the messenger) (plus they are bison don’t be mean)

Bison vs Tourists

(all the bison agreed to combine their scores and not compete individually) (According to Hank they all know he will win and frankly nobody wants to see another depantsing they all needed therapy after that last one)

Pointy Point Scoring Rules

Ground goring 1 point

Charging plus goring. 2 points

Tossing. 2 points

Tossing 10 feet or higher. 5 points

Tossing plus goring. 3 points

Tossing 10 feet plus goring. 8 points

Tossing children. 0 points

Goring 2 or more ppl at once. 8 points

Tourist to the hospital. 100 points

Man goes over a fence

with a head butt 800 points

Depantsing . 1000 points

Goring and tree tossing 2000 points

Goring and tree tossing

over 10 feet 3000 points

Goring, tree tossing and

depantsing 10,000,000 points lord I hope we don’t experience this again.

Tourists always get 0 points (to be fair I tried to negotiate points for escape without injury but Hank threatened a strike so there you go)

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The ctitters are built like a baby Sherman tank. It's been claime that over short distances they can outrun a horse and turn on a dime. Take a shot of the bison, a selfie and trot out photoshop. It's safer.

This is what a depantsing looks like. Actually occurred in a South Dakota state park a couple of years ago..Tourist was at the alcohol fueld Sturgis Motorcycle Rally.

 City slicker tourist got between mom andher calf. Mom got the pants. Tourist gt a trip to the ER.