Sunday, February 26, 2012
AN (IM)MODEST PROPOSAL
I have a modest proposal, and yes I know what Dean Swift wrote about in his essay with the same name.
We, the female citizens of the United States will submit to your invasive trans vaginal ultrasounds on one condition. Every male member of any legislature who votes yes on any bill that remotely authorizes this procedure and the governor who signs it into law must submit to a weekly prostate exam, in the legislative chamber, in public, cameras running, wearing only a sheet. Let's see what these middle aged and senior citizen Ceasar wanna be's look like without their power suits.
Do I hear a yes? I'm waaaaaaaaiting.