“According to the Alaska Department of fish and Game, while
both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male
reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November
to mid December. Female reindeer however retain their antlers until after they
give birth n the spring. Therefore, according to every historical rendition
depicting Santa’s reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen…..had
to be a female. We should have known this….Only women would be able to drag a
fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night, and not get
lost.”
So when we raise our eggnogs and Irish Coffees in salute of
Holiday Cheer ‘here’s to the ladies the saviors of Christmas.”
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