Friday, November 15, 2013


“Thank you for your service, it was excellent. That being said, we cannot in good conscience tip you, for your homosexual lifestyle is an affront to GOD. Queers do not share in the wealth of GOD, and you will not share in ours. We hope you will see the tip your fag choices made you lose out on, and plan accordingly. It is never too late for GOD’S love, but none shall be spared for fags. May GOD have mercy on you.”

God/dess where to start? I guess there’s one thing you have to “love” about haters is their absolute inability to see past the current target of their hate. I suggest that you move to a desert island somewhere. But that won’t do you any good will it? Because the chances are excellent that the clothes you take with you, the supplies you take with you, the ship or plane that you pay to take you there will probably have been manufactured, packed or crewed by someone who is gay. So in the end you’ll end up sharing some of your wealth with a gay anyway so I guess you might as well stay home.

How oh how will you manage if you don’t move to that island? Again, chances are excellent that your house, your car, your groceries, the music you listen to, the TV or movies that you watch, your utilities, every aspect of your precious, bigoted lives is touched at some point your fellow citizens (and how that must stick in your craw) who are gay, lesbians or bi. You share your wealth so to speak every day of your lives. 

It must have really galled this couple as the story spread and customers ASKED to be seated in his section of the restaurant. So in spite of your bigoted efforts the young man appears to be doing very well. No thank you.

1 comment:

Lisa :-] said...

I'm pretty sure that I would never seat that couple in my restaurant again. Kind of like, if you don't choose to PAY to eat here like everyone else, you don't eat here. Go find yourself a nice testosterone-ridden BBQ joint that won't offend your sensibilities.